evan and ciara

the absolute worst couple to ever be matched up in the history of bad couples

omg look at Evan and ciara I swear they should just break up

by Ihateevananderson November 10, 2017

Evan Callham

Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie

Evan Callham looks like snape

by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019

Evan Lathem

A soft boy who even though gives off a cuteish maybe even charming demeanor will break your heart. Typically a stoner who has soft hair, lots of sweatshirts and lots of hoes. He says he will “change” for you and then never will. After he gets what he wants he will ghost you.

“I was mad because u nvr ask me to smoke but it’s whatever” -Evan lathem

by Erbferb atinlerb astermerb April 19, 2019

Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.

Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.

by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019

ehän

Personality is two sided. When nice, you feel safe around him. When mad, you’d want to flee his territory. Too pressured and underestimated. Hates meaningless beefs and solves irl shit easily(not things that turn really violent). Has good battle mindset. One of the masters of tactics once he knows all the necessary infos. Can’t take your stupid shit at unwanted times. You may call him a secret maestro, though not really because when he is lazy, he forgets he even breathes. Don’t give a shit about school but knows it’s important. Doesn’t like to socialize

“Imagine being as antisocial as ehän.”
- everyone

by kingof1750 November 12, 2019

evan lovas

A kid that you never want to meet.

Mike: Yo have you met Evan Lovas
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.

by ajsol04 December 9, 2019

ehani

Ehani is a girl that was born beautiful, She is nice but tough.. She is goofy yet serious and carefree of judgement. She learns from witnessing mistakes that other people make. She is observant and cautious...she is driven and educated.. Her skin is soft and glowy.. she’s worthy of respect and honor. Balanced

Ehani is so classy and elegant.. I would like to be her friend!

by IWACBHAKAGLJDI October 25, 2020