Uncle Donnie

Your creepy uncle who is most likely a pedophile.

I haven't been able to sit since my last visit with Uncle Donnie

by phatchick420 October 27, 2017

Game Dinner

A formal dinner engagement party in which the individual host or company, organization, fraternity, sorority, etc. invites guests to attend a feast in which all the main entrees offered must be wild game animals, i.e. duck, deer, buffalo, alligator, pheasant, shark, lion, etc.

Kim: "Hi Kelly, Steve and I are hosting a game dinner this Saturday and we were hoping you and Henry could attend?"
Kelly: "Hi Kim, a game dinner?!? What's that? Is that where all the guests play board games after eating?"
Kim: "No silly! It's where we'll be serving you main entrees featuring pheasant, goose, duck, elk, and bison and not those stupid chicken breasts you make every night. Are you interested?"
Kelly: " Wow! It sounds super exotic! Yeah, we'd love to join!"
Kim: " Great! Dinner's at 8:00, guests will start to arrive at 7:00 and we'll be having an orgy afterwards so bring your strap on."
Kelly: "Perfect! See you then!"

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Three Piece Dinner

When a male receives the acts of fellatio, a testicle rub and a rim job all in one act of foreplay, though not necessarily simultaneously.

"So did you hook up with _____ like you said you would?"

"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."

by Saul Rosenthal January 2, 2009

dessert before dinner

The process of getting your dessert before your dinner.

Dessert before dinner?

by Cap.Obvious January 3, 2016

Cuck’s Dinner

A jizz filled pussy aka cream pie.

Get over here Howard and eat your Cuck’s Dinner. Momma’s full of bull semen.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

bones for dinner

1. What is served for guests when they act suspicious

2. A meal that will poison the person who eats it

I’m about to serve your boyfriend bones for dinner

by Coki May 13, 2019

Vern Turkey Dinner

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.

Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.

by FatherVern October 10, 2019