Dildongo

A Word That You Call Some One That Uses Dildos Way To Much.

Friend " I use my dildo every day !!! "

Colin " You are a Dildongo "

by c BOB c May 15, 2009

Dildo Thief

Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:

1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.

If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.

Alec: Dude I am freaking out!

Mitch: Why?

Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!

Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...

dildo thief pervert creepy

by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011

dildo lover

One who loves dildos. Anyone who either uses or thinks about using a dildo for fun. A goof ball. An idiot. A lover of dilds.

My neighbor across the street is a dildo lover.

by Frank Phartur December 30, 2011

Milky dildo

A dildo with milk dripping from it. It is filled with milk to simulate cum ;)) it's real milk. Can also be used as an insult or a descriptive word.

That bitch needs to get a milky dildo and cum down.

by Milky dildo April 24, 2017

big green dildo

A massive candle filled with gains. It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistances and raises the floor.

"Dude, did you see that big green dildo? It totally broke resistance last night, it's exactly the type of pump we needed.

by Oddra the Odd March 29, 2021

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by emooj cum May 9, 2022

swedish dildo

Another name for a double-sided dildo utilized when two bottom gay males have sex.

Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.

Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.

by Kate Sjostrand April 1, 2008