Canna-Conservative

weed cannabis Republican marijuana RINO

A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.

by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019

The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

conservative

a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate

I need to get home and release myself into the conservative

A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you

by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022

gdp conservative

These are fake milk toast conservative who thinks about everything in economic terms. Pro-choice, mass immigration, PC etc.

A GDP Conservative include 99% of the British Conservatives and many of the USA Republicans

by Peter Hitchens September 19, 2019

Union of Conservative State Republics

A word inspired by the letters USSR, the UCSR was the end goal of what Trump wanted to turn America into. In the UCSR, the US will no longer exist as it once was. The federal government would prohibit the enactment of any Democrat ideals, and end all forms of welfare and public education. Immigration would come to an end. Online platforms would be prohibited from creating their own rules. Punishment for crimes would be harsh. Sex-Ed would be banned.

The UCSR is not to be confused with the recent definition of Trumpistan, which was Trump's plan B if he could not turn the US into the UCSR.

If Trump got a second term, by 2024 the US would have either turned into Union of Conservative State Republics, or Trumpistan.

by MST3K I like April 12, 2022

Conservative

Derived from the old Cornish word ‘Chunservat’ which means: “to be a cunt for no good reason.”

Look at that Conservative, what a cunt!

by Evilbrunette November 25, 2021

Conservative cuck

A conservative man who lets his girl fuck other men.

You forgave her even after she cheated? Your such a conservative cuck.

by GotTheDub November 19, 2020