Clusterfuck

Originally: Genetically compromised offspring proportedly the result of multiple male partners with one female. Hence, Cluster Fuck. Similar to Stupid, Disorganised, Loser, Tosser. A hopeless case. Sometimes shorteded to 'Cluster'.

Interchangeable with GO FUCK, FUCK OFF, FUCK UP, FUCK OFF, BALLS UP.

Derivation: Military

Also refers to a hopelessly compromised situation.

Example: James failed the public service entrance exam three times. What a clusterfuck! (often contracted to 'What a cluster!')

Example: When on exercise, they were ordered to turn the camouflage net over to be the same as all the others. Pity it didnt match the surrounds. What a clusterfuck (gofuck, fuckoff, fuckup, ballup, cluster!

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

clusterfuckerize

V. profane english
What an inexperienced computer user can do to a computer.

If you let users have full control of their computer, they will clusterfuckerize it.

by Ph03n1X July 27, 2004

nut cluster

Your nut cluster is your ball sack.

My Nut Cluster itches/

by Andy Olson March 7, 2008

Clusterfucktastrophy

The perfect storm of everything that should never happen, yet still does. Somebody should obviously be dead from the magnitude, but miraculously everyone survived.

Councilman said that me driving an Odyssey dune buggy in the snow was a serious Clusterfucktastrophy.

by MAshton2008 January 12, 2009

cluster bomb

What you do when you've got to drop a deuce, but are faced with the unbearable grossness of a piss-covered toilet seat.

Ex: After some ravers managed to get puke, crap, and several unrecognizable bodily fluids all over that toilet seat, I was forced to cluster bomb that Baja Fresh. Fortunately, no one was injured.

by General Stinkiness February 15, 2009

cluster mug

3 or more muggings happening at the same time.

Did you hear about Kelly, Amber, and Stacy? They got cluster mugged!!

by amazing7 July 16, 2010

Cluster Bomb

A group of rather ugly women hanging around together. The idea behind the term is that there is not even one hot women in the group. n other words they are all grenades-no chance to "take one for the team", they are all to be avoided.

Man, look at that cluster bomb that just came in! Dropped the average in the whole place!

by locojoe August 7, 2009