Carson

Carson's annoying as fuck. Carson will spend the majority of your time with him talking endlessly about himself & his problems, leaving others like: "Damn nigga, get off your own nuts."

Carson is a douchebag.

#narcissist

Literally everyone, whenever Carson is around: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

by LowL33s@h February 17, 2017

Carson

When a Man acts so feminine he reminds you of Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Guy1 to Guy2 "I just want to spend some time with just the two of us, without anyone else hanging out."
Guy2 to Guy1" Do you think you can be anymore gay, Carson?"

by Patrick B May 29, 2006

Carson

Affraid of small Jessicas.

Billy is totally a Carson.

by naughtyroxy January 22, 2009

Carson

gross little kid who will be bald before he is 21.
Also looks like he's about to go on a golf trip with the bois.

Why is the child Carson balding?

idk. but at least he's ready to golf.

by ayayayayayayya.11 May 26, 2018

Carson

Someone who is in love with their sister and thinks their thicc.

Don't be a Carson

by BruhCheese May 8, 2019

Anne Carson

Anne Carson is a genius,

An artist who writes in verse,

Or maybe she just likes the 'enter' key.

'Anne Carson is a genius!' -A Doctor

by jonsquirrel March 8, 2009

carson

One of the biggest fuckboys you will ever meet. He will be the best boyfriend ever and give you everything you want. Once he gets bored and wants something you won't give him he moves on and breaks your heart. He's a real ass hole.

Girl~your such a Carson just leave me alone
Boy~ how could you say that I'm way better than a Carson

by Erin the great and fabulous March 19, 2017