jordan-carrollism

JCarrollism: To look ones absolute best on a 10/10 level at every social gathering, event or weekend

"Hey man you look swick".

"Thanks man, it's only jordan-carrollism".

by J-swallow February 7, 2014

the carrot peeler

The carrot peeler is when a girl uses teeth during a blowjob, the teeth acting as a carrot peeler. Some girls say guys like it but no guy will say yes.

yo Olivia gave me the carrot peeler, that shit was not right. My dick was raw.

by Kronkaitis May 14, 2014

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

johnny carrol

A knuckle dragger

Johnny Carrol dragged his knuckles into my house and stole all my fried chicken and watermelon and washed it down with grape soda.

by johnnyc69420 October 19, 2015

raw carrot

Inserting your spray-tanned penis into a woman's mouth directly after a shower.

Bro, I bet Donald Trump gives ladies raw carrots all the damn time.

by psseudopsych January 20, 2017

Lesbian Carrot Sauce

When you throw a taco full of semen at a lesbian as punishment for your eternal suffering.

I gave her a taste of Lesbian Carrot Sauce.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

I Carrot You

Between I hate you and I loathe you

I Carrot You Raul

by quierotuspapas August 6, 2019