calm your life

calm down and stop stressing out. chill out, stop trippin.

"If we don't leave now for the club we won't get in free before 11pm!!"

"Calm your life!...We'll make it."

by calianony2 December 28, 2009

Calmatience

Noun: Combination of calm and patience, usually used as an exclamation and with a slight Mexican accent.

"Calmatience Elena! Don't exhaust yourself worrying about your clutch. The key to driving stick...is remaining calm and being patient. Calmatience."

by 101 Calmations November 12, 2012

Calm your clit

When a girl is sexually aroused and wants the D at that very moment and the man is doing something that keeps his mind off her and he says calm your clit

Hot chick: Babe I'm really horny for you rn get in the bed with me..
You: Woah im doing something right now calm your clit bitch

by RealizeRealEyesRealLies January 11, 2016

calm and sense

When you don't know how to spell common sense.

He doesn't have ant calm and sense.

by Ciaagent26 July 10, 2016

Calm the farm

Vb; to lace industrial cattle feed with quaaludes

"Why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?"
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."

by Ridley Amstrad October 9, 2016

caldo porish

the big gay. very smart. God of Jesusism

Caldo Porish got his wee wee stuck in the blender again.

by Caldo Porish March 18, 2019

Calm

To try and get someone to stop resisting something.

The authority figure tried to calm people. The authority figure believed he/she was above his/her laws and did not have to behave in a certain way, but thought that other people did.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020