Ned Bud

Simp. A man who claims to be a lion when he is SIMPly a butterfly. Claims to be affluent, but makes his living by mowing his Daddy's property. His "wealth" allows him to purchase Chipotle for prospective women. A Ned Bud resides in basements and rural areas. If you encounter a Ned Bud, your best bet is to scuff his Uggs and outrun him. However, if he is in the Range Rover blasting Tekashi 6ix9ine, nobody stands a chance.

"Hey do you want me to pay for your Chipotle burrito?" "Sure, thanks Ned Bud!"
"Ned Bud, go mow the lawn!"
"Ned Bud is the peck connoisseur."

by Konna Delly February 27, 2020

Corona Bud

The one person who you are allowing yourself to break quarantine with.

Person 1: Hey man! You can't be that close to her!
Person 2: Hey, don't worry! She is my corona bud.

by famoloni March 29, 2020

Bud Fucked

The result of smoking copious amounts of marijuana or hash and becoming comatose, couch-locked, or zombified. Another common result is smoking oneself to sleep.

Dude, I smoked a half ounce of hash last night! I got so bud fucked, I passed out with my bowl in hand.

by TheOfficialRainMan October 17, 2012

colossal bud

One puff off colossal bud, actually half a puff off colossal bud and your fucked for a week at the least.

Man1: you took a hit off colossal bud?!?!! Man2: uhhhahahahh whhatt??

by mommyallana September 19, 2023

That's a fuck bud

A way to recognize a mistake

OR
A way to apologize

Rob: 'drops a bottle of olive oil'
Kenneth: "That's a fuck bud"
OR
Kenneth: 'Steps or Rob's ankle when walking behind him'
Kenneth: "That's a fuck bud"

by Jaketh12in November 17, 2021

Bud Loko

The result of dissolving caffeine tablets into a can or bottle of Bud Light. Name stemming from the alcoholic beverage, the Four Loko.

I've never seen John molest so many squirrels than that night he was on those bud lokos.

by FuzzyNippedJack August 19, 2012

Bud lit

Past tense verb. When a company launches a poor marketing campaign, often in the name of wokeness, social justice, DEI, that results in catastrophic sales figures.

"Did you hear about Target selling tuck-swimsuits and satanic merch?"

"Yeah, they just bud lit themselves."

by Troonsgender May 24, 2023