Mountain Biscuits

Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.

Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.

by dockoty94 June 5, 2010

Kathy Biscuits

kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.

Maybe she'll bring kathy biscuits." "Those kathy biscuits gave me the skitters.

by crankdatbur December 7, 2010

sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'

"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"

by kyleawesome August 31, 2011

chunky biscuit

an over weight teen trying to be cooler than he is

what the hell is that fat retard doing, he's such a chunky biscuit.

by the original chunky biscuit January 26, 2012

Butthole Biscuit

Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.

Frank went down to Einstein's to get the office some coffee and butthole biscuits.

by Koli the Word Smith October 31, 2014

Farm biscuit

Corn feed girl ugly as hell

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!

by Wizzidy January 26, 2015

Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.

Fuck me with I can't believe it's not butter now.... I love to naughty biscuit.

by Ticklemeelmo May 1, 2014