ankle shame

The feeling of self-conscious that a man gets after a blow job due to being naked except for his pants and/or underwear wrapped around his ankles. It usually appears about 3-4 minutes after orgasm and is accompanied by a strong feeling of "I should really pull my pants up".

Wendy wanted to talk yesterday after giving me head, but my ankle shame was making it hard to concentrate on the conversation... I finally just got up awkwardly and pulled my damn pants up.

by El Diablo Montoya August 06, 2011

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horse ankles

when your ankles are crackly as fuck

"dude listen to those ankles crackalackin youve got some damn horse ankles on them feet

by cirava riot hiveswap hermod February 19, 2021

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ankle bath

The process of taking a shower when the drain is clogged with hair or other funkiness, and the tub fills with water while you're in there.

Can also be used to describe the actual tub you are trying to shower in, but standing ankle deep in water...

Hey girl. Can I come shower at your place? Mine's a total ankle bath right now, and I don't feel like dealing with it.

by sweetsarahbelle February 01, 2011

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jalapeño ankle

1. A phrase you make up a definition for because your bored as fuck.
2. When your ankle is in so much pain, that it feels on fire

1.
Person 1: Give me a random word
please
Person 2: jalapeño
Person 3: ankle
Person 1: uh ok
2.
Person 1: Damn I got a jalapeño ankle!
Person 2: what the fuck is that?
Person 1: I saw some loser define it on Urban Dictionary. Apparently it means when your ankle hurts a lot.
Person 2: oh... What a loser

by Mii Simp February 19, 2021

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go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

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