teammate agreement

A sacret bond that is not supposed to be broken by Primož and Anže( Any onther Teammates in the world)

Rules:
-Teammates shall sit together in class
-Teammates shall not hurt each other unless its realy necessary
-If teammates play on oposite teams they should cover each other
-A teammate will help cheat the other teammate on the test
-If the teammate would be broken by any party in it he has to be punished by death or getting his balls removed
-The only way to break teammate agreement is by getting molested by a horse for 8 straight hours
-Teammates are not supposed to stop playing a sport wich is selected by the parties of the agreement
-Teammates shall go eat together atleast once a month
-Sexual harrasment is off limits unless the parties in the agreement are gay
-If teammates play 1-1 they have to give it all

-Trash talking is allowed

-Teammates are not supposed to expose each other publicly or on social media
-If teammate breaks anohers teammates ankles they are ititled to bitchslapping him
-Teammates shall respect the Teammate Agreement at 100%

Anže broke the Teammate Agreement by sitting with Guštl

by Dicklord123 December 13, 2018

Nature Aggression

Where you're outside and nature is so gd mindblowingly beautiful that you have to scream, howl, beat your chest, cheer, or fall to your knees in the dirt and outstretch your arms and start crying.

Mona: Why is Michael clenching his fist and looking generally constipated?
Miguel: He gets really bad nature aggression. And he's dramatic.

by 0bangarang0 August 11, 2019

Liberal Aggression

The aggression that derives from new, liberal ideas being advocated or already in law.

Gabriel: Edward, what do you think about alien adoption?
Edward: Dude, that triggers my liberal aggression, we do not know if the aliens are as civilised as we are. Just let the government do all the experiments not us. We are innocent.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 13, 2020

hyper aggressive sounding with a screw

The act of forceably inserting a screw into one's pee hole as a form of sick and sadistic torcher

I will perform hyper aggressive sounding with a screw if you don't stop pissing me off

by Zac9919 May 26, 2021

national agree with your boyfriend day

November 1st is national agree with your bf day

oh it’s national agree with your boyfriend day

by yaboilollol November 1, 2021

Micro-aggression

A conversational jab that was intentionally acted out to. This question compliment or statement was intended to emulate hatred, disinterest, disrespect or to provoke or instigate (stur up) sabotage drama in a relationship or commonplace human interaction.

The golden rule was always treat others how you want to be treated.

Becky: chad.. Did I tell you about this total bitch at my job she keeps giving me these back handed compliments to me.

Chad: that's probobaly micro-aggression, its her way of emulating her disrespect towards you without taking responsibility for it.. she probably hates you, just doesn't want to get in trouble. Look.. if the situation gets any worse talk to human resources. It will all be fine.

by Bootiegas December 29, 2021

Cute Aggression

Aggression from the cause of something so cute.

Older Sister: You're so cute! -hugs very tightly-
Younger sister: I think you have Cute Aggression on me.

by Essiela April 10, 2022