winter madness

When, in the winter you got to pee and you are wearing two pairs of long underwear and heavy pants. Your fingers are freezing and when you try to get your frozen little dick out of your pants it doesn’t reach past all the clothing because it is a shriveled little joke.

I got to pee and I have a bad case if winter madness.

by Blue Bu May 6, 2018

Winter Break

A time that is cherished by many students from elementary school to college. Younger students will often spaz about Christmas and will just have fun not being around teachers for a change. Most college students will often get high and drunk out of their fucking minds to the point where they won't even remember half of it

Me: so how was Winter Break?
Friend: I don't remember, I was high out of my god damn mind.

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

Winter vagina

Opposite of Summer vagina. It’s when you get chapped down under all winter long.

“When the heater is on and the air is dry, all four of my lips gets dry, I call it Winter Vagina” -nobody

by Sweetdreams13 December 5, 2021

winter map

A slang term for the phrase "pedophile" that is used by a certain online gaming community.

"thats some winter map behavior"
"guys winter map is online"

by larry69420 March 19, 2023

Rob Winter

Rob Winter is too epic for your mind to understand.

HOLY ROB WINTER

by Dean Martinn February 22, 2009

Big Winter

Texan slang for Minnesota.

We are driving straight up I-35 to visit my aunt and uncle in the Big Winter.

by Kaj Amir December 27, 2009

Incipient Winterguard

A group of 7 sexy ass members. 3 being fine ass males and 2 being slayed asf females. They perform in CWEA Circuit and WGI. Catch them competing in independent Class A!

Omg, did you see Zayn whip all that hair at Byrnes. He spins with Incipient Winterguard.

by Supercalifragibitchstic May 19, 2018