Day texting

Texting that happens during the day. It is naturally not sexual and involves feelings other than sexual arousal. Most day texting conversations include phrases like "how are you today" or "how was work?" With the occasional "let's have lunch." It's normally subsequent hook ups and precedes a relationship.

Tessa: OMG he is totally day texting me!!
Mason: well I guess he wants more than just a hook up.

by Rotolo's April 20, 2014

rage texting

When you and your ex are having an enraged argument through text message, often leading to phone being thrown by responses

After 20 minutes of rage texting with my ex, I threw my cell phone on the couch and walked away.

by pinkbungadoo April 17, 2014

rapid fire torture texting

To text incensantly with rapid fire speed so that as person is responding with text, they are continually receiving texts from one or more senders. Also known as Comrade Heathen Rapid Fire Text. Causes uncontrollable giggling on senders part and unimaginable frustration on receivers part. Has been linked to stealing of fur hats.

Mary Ellen and Stumble Biscuits were rapid fire torture texting Maria whilst Maria was heading over to their house. By the time she arrived she was in a frenzied state while the senders were stuck in extreme non-stop giggles.

by FunDipAQ July 29, 2012

stutter texting

when you dont know how to respond to someone, and you type sensless letters in no specific order.

Bob: I screwed your sister last night...
George: Uh... cjesg cmgrfushv,hbugui <-----(this is stutter texting, my friend)

by jhgfhdtjdgfk January 16, 2011

short-term texting

The act of forgetting the last text you sent to someone, making their response seem completely random.

Julie: I can't believe he would do something like that!
Courtney: I know! It was totally rude.
Julie: Sorry, what was rude, I totally have short-term texting.

by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009

Ambien tweeting

Being racist (and ignorant) on Twitter (and in life) after ambien use

Roseanne: I am sorry I did not mean to be racist! I was tweeting under the influence of ambien.

Ambien CEO: Being racist is not a known side effect of ambien. Although, ambien tweeting is!

by TushT June 11, 2018

Tweetfinger

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.

What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!

by ebabe February 10, 2010