like an asshole with teeth

A phrase describing how some peoples’ mouths are so surprisingly similar in appearance to an anus that it merits its own special phrase.

After analyzing hundreds of pictures of the Grabber in Chief, it was more than notable that his mouth looks exactly like an asshole with teeth.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2023

wisdom teeth

Proof of evolution. ­­­­ ­­­­

If God created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?

by not found [Error 404] June 11, 2007

tweet and meet

when you post your location on twitter, and someone at the same place tweets you wanting to meet up.

girl 1: hey where are you going?
girl 2: to the restroom i just got a tweet and meet from val.

by gloryroo October 24, 2009

tweecharound

Completing the reciprocal following relationship on Twitter after you realize someone is following you.

I saw that the bro started following me, so I had to man up and give him the tweecharound.

by reagent September 2, 2011

Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.

"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"

by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010

Freedom of Tweech

a Fake Social Media legislation that explains that one can tweet whatever he/she wants with no boundaries and openly doesn't care if you read it and get offended, all in 140-characters or less.

"Did you see Matt's tweet about jumping on the Winnipeg Jets bandwagon?"

"He's just using his Freedom of Tweech. That's the whole point of Twitter."

by TheDrake1001 June 20, 2012

Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017