cane toad 

the act of humping someone

I totally saw you cane toading that girl last night

cane toad by Sveiven November 13, 2006

corn toad 

a female with vaginal warts

I was fuckin that bitch when I realized she was a corn toad.

corn toad by spencer hicks May 13, 2005

smithy the toad 

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

smithy the toad by Patty December 10, 2004

chode toad 

noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.

Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.

chode toad by frosty beats March 13, 2018

homosexual toad 

a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers

guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!

homosexual toad by etard6969 April 29, 2009

angry hump toad 

something high people think up
you would never ever even think of it if you werent high
its up to your imagination to decide what it looks like

haaaaaa angry hump toads

angry hump toad by Gusto May 13, 2005

Firey toad 

When you dip toad a toad in chicken wing sauce and put it up your twitter.

I went camping and I gave Mike a firey toad because he has a jew fro.

Firey toad by Poopypant brown hole April 22, 2011