Tattouchebag

A heavily tattooed, pretentious person that won't shut up about their stupid, ugly "body art" because they have no other discernible personality traits and are otherwise completely uninteresting... I.e, a douchebag with lots of tattoos.

Portland is a great city to live in but if the tattouchebag population keeps surging like this I'll have to consider moving to the burbs...

by Topher Demps September 7, 2015

Taton

He may look slow, boring, and ugly however that dosent change the fact that he can sometimes make people laugh! Truly a man made to be a Kaiser.

Man 1: look at that huge piece of man-meat
Man 2: Its only natural that Roman god of a man is named Taton

by CuPara April 5, 2020

tattoos

Something even dorks get these days. They no longer indicate a badass individual, because they've been copied and replicated by so many people that nowadays instead of a few people having a tattoo, there's just a few people left that don't.

That cocky, plain 98 pound dork had tattoos all over her body and thought she could kick anyone's ass just like several million other people think these days. It's kind of like the trend where everyone thinks they are an ultimate fighter, a reality TV/game show badass, Bruce Lee reincarnated, or any variation of many different things people see on TV or youtube. What tattoos have become is not what tattoos were originally meant to be.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

lumberjack tattoo

A wound sustained from cutting wood. Basically getting a scar from an axe or chainsaw.

"My axe slipped and now my leg has a sweet Lumberjack Tattoo"

by Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar May 8, 2014

Kitchen tattoo

The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.

"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"

by beingeco October 17, 2021

A Trimble Tattoo

A tattoo that becomes a serious form of regret. Usually a rash decision, leading to the tattoo having no point or meaning.

Me: Ben why do you have a tribal tattoo on your arm? Are you a member of a tribe?

Ben: No, it was a bit of a Trimble Tattoo, Im going to get it removed.

by rodneyrandall June 13, 2012

Mickey Mouse Tattoo

(Noun) A tattoo of poor quality. Examples include
- Jailhouse or kitchen tattoos
- Tattoos drawn by inexperienced or non-professional artist.
- Tattoos of a nonsensical subject matter, the example from which the term is derived.
- Poorly placed tattoos
- Tattoos that remain outlines or incomplete

“That idiot was covered head to toe in Mickey Mouse Tattoos.”

by RickyDavid September 3, 2018