Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 2, 2018

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

bear tail

some shit left in the ass cheeks because it was unsuccsesfuly "held in"

as i was playing games, i noticed that the room smelt like shit, i think imy brother has a bear tail, so i said, "dude, go spoon out that bear tail,"

by Ricky Brito May 28, 2008

Male Tail

A man, usually a grad student or someone trapped in the 60's, who feels the need to sport his hair in a long unkept pony tail.

(Creepy guy walks by)
A: Ew check out that male tail.
B: Thats so gross I'd pay for a haircut for him

by Kw3stionMark September 27, 2010

growing a tail

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

camel tail

When a mans pants are so tight that his "organ" is forced down one side of his pants and is pressed against his leg for everyone to see.

"I had camel tail when I put on the pants for my Halloween costume of Axel Rose" at Tanja's party.

by Tyler January 16, 2005

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump

I gotta run, I'm growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 31, 2008