shitskrieg

A large quantity of feces output in a considerably short window of time.

Dude! Triple-flusher in 5 minutes, what an awesome shitskrieg!

by vtpinoy January 23, 2011

shitshape

When something is not shipshape, i.e. it is in bad shape, is disorderly or untidy.

John: Boy, things aren't looking great over in Greece.

Sam: Yeah, their economy isn't in great condition.

John: More like shitshape condition.

by elefb November 12, 2011

shits you

say 'shih tzu' out loud

what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you

by therearenogoodnamesinmind November 23, 2016

Shitsearching

It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.

Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?

Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.

Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?

Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.

by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020

shits bitchin'

hella.

Notice!
Shits Bitchin'
hella

by egorrrrrr September 15, 2021

Jello Shits

The result of eating too much jello in a short period of time.

"I went to a party last night and ate so much jello that I have the jello shits."

by abushby October 9, 2013

Trickle Shits

When you have diahrrea and you're running to the bathroom and it's trickling out as you run.

"I had diahrrea today and was running for the bathroom and it kept coming out! I totally had the trickle shits!"

by Nomisaurus November 6, 2013