Chode Spasms

When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.

Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.

by The chode scientist January 8, 2009

Nestle Raspberry Splash

A flavored water designed and marketed by Nestle, a taste of Raspberry with no calories.

Dman, this Nestle Raspberry Splash is some good shit!

by WSPaudio April 22, 2005

splash

when a female squirts

that bitch splashed all over me last night

by splashtastic August 5, 2012

frog splash

Doing a girl doggie style while she is eating out another girl doggie style, then you leap over the girl your are having sex with to the other girl landing on the first girls head. variations- after completeing the leap you yell out "you got knocked the fuck out", or fart in the face

I frog splash My girl friend last night and banged her best friend

by rod stiffington October 26, 2007

v8 splash

This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.

yeah he killed her cause he didn't like that v8 splash she gave him.

by jane April 25, 2003

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

splash screen

The first page of a web site that introduces the user to the content of the page and contains a single link. The index.

Also refers to the loading page of a program or OS.

The link opened up to the splash screen of a pornographic web site. The page was covered in pictures of naked women to grab the viewers' attention, and contained a single enter link.

As the program was loading, the company's logo appeared above the loading bar.

by Hobbit Meat April 11, 2007