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The Snappening

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The act of Thanos snapping his fingers in Infinity War, thus wiping out half of all known existence
Can't we just call Thanos's genocide The Snappening?
The Snappening by MikeyD25 May 6, 2019

Title Swapper 

A user of filesharing programs (ie. KaZaA, Limewire, etc.) who takes joy in changing the titles of files, mostly videos, in order to trick other users into downloading the wrong thing. Looking forward to watching your newly-acquired copy of Team America: World Police which took you a whole night to download? Surprise! This joker actually made you get Catwoman instead! Surprise again! That copy of "Teen Sluts Take it Hard 5" is actually a German scheiße flick.

Title swappers are often obscured by anonymity, which makes them near impossible to track down or avoid. Nobody knows why they're willing to let other people suck up their bandwidth just for a laugh, but heed this lesson, and heed it well: always check the FILENAME, not the title, as many of them are too lazy to change that as well.
"Hey man, can you send me your copy of Spiderman 2?"
"Sure, if you want to watch Superbabies instead..."
Title Swapper by RealGTX April 8, 2005
Sapper is a light Army combat engineer, who has mastered the art of patrolling, demolition, and other light fighting commando style tactics. Sappers are bad ass and are equal to, if not better then Rangers. Sappers are often attached to infantry groups or Ranger operations to provide engineer expertise in demolition, booby traps and reconnaissance.
sappers in the breach

"We need that bridge blown."
"Send in the sappers."

"That house is full of booby traps."
"We need a sapper to clear it."
sapper by blindfaith814 May 2, 2007

snappening

Bringing balance to the universe, as all things should be.

Greatest event on Reddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong where half of the users got banned, bringing balance to the subreddit as all thing should.
snappening by T3chie July 10, 2018

Leg slapper 

Like a knee slapper, but when you're mad the joke isn't funny.
Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!

porn slapper 

People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.
If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.
porn slapper by darkswitch July 28, 2010