A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."
Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"
Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."
Ike: "What?!"
Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."
Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"
Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"
Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."
Ike: "What?!"
Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."
Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"
Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
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appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.
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After your daily deucing, check under the seat to make sure you didn't leave any shart marks, especially if you're pooping at a friend's house.
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"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."
"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."
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