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Shart Week

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
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shartastic

appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.
That party was shartastic because I found 50 bucks.
by prototypical December 27, 2006
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Shartbarf

The action of uncontrollably 'sharting' in Austria / any other German speaking country.
Girl: I ate so much schnitzel last night that I sharted everywhere
Guy: Oh my God you must have seriously browned up those bed sheets
Girl: Damn I know right, it was a total shartbarf
by Jamie and Michael May 10, 2011
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Shart marks

1. Flecks of poop shrapnel left behind after pooping in a toilet.

2. Marks left behind in your underwear from sharting.
After your daily deucing, check under the seat to make sure you didn't leave any shart marks, especially if you're pooping at a friend's house.
by PooEtiquitteEnthusiast August 25, 2011
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shart

"That was one hell of a fart, I think I might have sharted. My pants are wet."
by Dan5665 September 28, 2012
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Shart Recess

When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.
"Dude are you ok?"

"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."
by Revan and Malak August 26, 2013
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