An old married couple whose sex life involves lots of red shells, knives, and table flipping. Spy is Simmons little bitch, but they love each other deep down.
"I saw Simmons and Spy at the hospital again. Simmons got a red shell stuck inside her and Spy had lots of stab wounds and wood splinters to dig out."
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A retarded science teacher that doesn’t know how to teach science and just gives her students tests with random shit
"hey you know that science teacher Mrs. Simmons?''
"yeah you mean the retarded science teacher that gives random shit tests?"
“Mrs Simmons doesn’t know how to teach, did she even go to college?”
"yeah you mean the retarded science teacher that gives random shit tests?"
“Mrs Simmons doesn’t know how to teach, did she even go to college?”
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