Sarcasmception

When both parties in a conversation are being so sarcastic, neither understands.

"Idk if my sandwich has meat."

"What kind is it?"

"Italian."

"How does that not count as meat?! You're a lost cause."

"It's processed though."

"I think our sarcasmception is too much now."

by MegMo80 April 23, 2015

Sarcasm

Something your English teacher loves to hand out

You: Mam/Miss/ Sir, did I do well in the test?
Teacher: Yes you did because you are soooo smart....... (This was sarcasm if you did not notice)

by Mr #Original May 9, 2015

sargasm

1. The increased release of endorphines and thus heightened amusement upon witnessing successful "trolling".
2. The mixture of hilarity and incredulousness experienced upon a person's obvious incomprehension of sarcasm when they respond to a sarcastic remark in all sincerity.

Modern usage:
Mostly adapts to a social situation, usually a conversation, in which multiple people inept at understanding sarcastic remarks or the true meaning behind feigned incomprehension (in continuous form: "trolling") take part without realizing they're being fooled for a longer period of time, no matter how ridiculous the foolers' comments may become.

«Damn. Jenny totally didn't realize we were trolling her for hours last night in a Facebook discussion. I had a veritable sargasm.»

by strikedamic June 14, 2015

Sarcasmic

The bodily high one receives from good sarcasm.

A fake, sarcastic orgasm, usually caused by a shitty partner.

Jordan's pun was so sarcasmic!
Honey, I can tell your being sarcasmic.

by HighDeas July 19, 2015

Sarcasm

Faked optimism usually expressed in a dick-ish attitude followed by the, usually silent, word "jackass" or "dumbass".

Sarcasm;
Debbie: "I love the snow, it's so pretty!"
Sarcastic Dick: "Yeah, I love when it gets dirty and gross! Shoveling my car out of three feet drifts is pretty enjoyable, too!"
Debbie: *I hate you so much*
Sarcastic Dick: *dumbass*

by The 'N' Word April 17, 2016

Sarcasmic

When sarcasm is to such a great level, it causes the person to hit an extreme orgasm.

"Ohhh baby that was sarcasmic"

by enjoyeroflargepenis September 10, 2016

Sarcasm

Portmanteau of the words sarcoma and orgasm. Meaning a very bad "sarcastic tumor" that has a climax whenever someone says something stupid or idiotic.

If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.

Me: *baking a cake*
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM

by tumblrhasporn July 10, 2016