stfu

seventeen thousand free unicorns

Bob: Look, stfu!
Steve: What's stfu?
Bob: It means seventeen thousand free unicorns.
Steve: Oh, okay.

by therandomperson January 29, 2017

stfu

the acronym of what you say to someone who spells this out in a real life conversation and other overused acronyms like wtf rather than saying the real thing

fag: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm not gay.

me: No YOU shut the fuck up you don't even know proper english AND you kissed a guy, fag.

by tony_chen December 14, 2008

STFU

Sink The Fat U-Boats

none needed...i hope

by matt March 27, 2004

stfu

Stupid Fuck

n00b: i drank like 3 beers yesterday
1337 one: Wow, and that went well?
n00b: no of course not, i puked all over the place
1337 one: STFU

by T|L|K April 28, 2004

stfu

the acronym for what you say to someone (shut the fuck up) who spells internet acronyms out loud in a real life conversation as opposed to saying the actual words.

dude1: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm definitely not gay.

dude2: dude YOU shut the fuck up you cant even speak proper english and that was the dumbest bullshit I've heard since I saw George Bush on Global National.

by tony chen December 15, 2008

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016

STFUnity

A state of forcible tranquility often stemming from the need for other people in your sphere of influence to cease communicating to/with/about you or any other subject matter. See also STFU

As you continue to breathe deeply, allow the feeling of STFUnity to permeate your meager existence.

by Bjorn Hardigan January 13, 2009