sleep sexing

Similar to sleep walking, sleep sexing is when two people copulate while being asleep. Usually they wake up in the middle and figure out what's going on then after it's over fall back asleep. Later on they might even think it was a dream.

boy: so I had this amazing dream that we had sex this morning!

girl: yeah that really happened

boy: dude we were totally sleep sexing!

by anonymouse krazy January 20, 2009

Sleep Texter

1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters

Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^

by Shaecole January 2, 2009

Beauty sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to look good when he or she gets up in the morning.

Cuddy: You look like hell! Are you sick?

House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."

by sysonpyh July 2, 2009

go to sleep

1. When you get into bed and your mind drifts away into dreams and Rapid Eye Movement.
2. To die (murdered.)

Murder Inc is gonna get murdered and go to sleep.

by B-Drac September 28, 2003

does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.

I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

by Colourful English May 2, 2006

sleep flux

The point in time when you'd usually be sleeping, but the computer moniter is keeping you awake. Usually you are really tired, but you are too lazy to turn off the computer; maybe you're myspacing, maybe you're gaming, or maybe you're just chatting. The boredom is so great, that you think the prospect of sleeping is too boring to try. You'd rather keep listening to music on iTunes late into the morning.

Guy A "Oh dude, i got like no sleep last night."

D-Bag Friend "Why dude, what the fuck is wrong with you, are you on crack or something?"

Guy A "No you sack of shit, I had intense sleep flux"

by 1337Wizard February 12, 2006

schleep

the act of 'sleeping'

holy moly, i'm so tired. i think i will go to schleep. night night.

by My name is Broo. August 28, 2004