Blew the rooster

A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.

Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.

He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.

by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010

Strangling the red rooster

Jerking off (having a wank)

Dang, been strangling the red rooster for over an hour and still nuthin!

by fuseon March 30, 2015

stamping my rooster

a vigorous wank. hardcore masturbating.

I was stamping my rooster when my mum walked in

by tboner509 June 7, 2017

shoot the rooster

another way of saying "get er done"

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!

by Mike alonso January 10, 2019

good looking rooster

Australian navy slang for a good looking bloke.

Shit that bloke has a nice missus but he is a good looking rooster

by Hankwestralia September 21, 2021

Shoot the rooster

When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.

Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.

by Lahist March 7, 2023

John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021