This is real life.

A phrase used to express seriousness, or actuality. When the legitimacy of someone's threatening attitude is challenged, or the realness of an event or sight is questionable, etc., this phrase is used to confirm it. Can be used in place of "for real" or "seriously" or "fo shizzle" or any other phrase of that nature.

Person 1: Girl, I will CUT... YOU...
Person 2: Haha, yeah right..
Person 1: I'm going to cut you. This is real life.

I just got a new car - this is real life!

by velociraptor93 January 25, 2011

Choo Choo real smoothin

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019

Single and ready to Ringel

When an individual is lonely and decides to put needs aside and fuck a stripper for 200 dollars.

Yo boys I’m single and ready to ringel, let’s go hit the club.

by LYAUF October 7, 2020

I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard

When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade

by Alex wolford fan January 21, 2022

the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke

guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

by capythany April 28, 2023

real world

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.

Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004