Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

Sex partner

That knows you from head to toe of your body and give you the best feeling that you never had in having sex with everyone you had been with through your life and it's great to find that in your life because everyone never gets to feel that and it's true because I have a partner that never felt that before and I was happy to be that person to make her dreams come true

She was the best blow i ever had and sex partner

by Wildbill695 November 4, 2020

The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.

Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

patron

One that supports, protects, or champions someone or something, such as an institution, event, or cause; a sponsor or benefactor.

a patron of the arts.

by Ms.X February 20, 2005

parson

a man with a hunch back who smells like oatmeal and likes to look at teenage girls.

that parson smells like the quaker oats guy!

by laney4662 May 2, 2008

Discord Partner

A special rank on Discord that special people with special large either Youtube, Reddit, or Twitch channels can get by having a Discord server and begging Discord staff to give them a rank (if you have at least 100k it'll work)

Carson: YOOO how did u get the Discord partner badge?
Phin: Oh ye, I just begged Mallory & Cilantrelle

by itsphin August 5, 2017

Parting the Red sea

When during sex a Man inserts his Penis into the Woman's Vagina while she is Having her period.Thus creating the same effect Moses did...sorta.

Jim caught Bob Parting the Red sea with Nancy and asked if he could join.He also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.

by Chanse Goss March 26, 2010