PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX

You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular
catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly
level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she.
Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.
INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.

IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"

IB1:"PSP?"

IB2:"PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX.She's on her best behavior...until she moves in.Then
the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."
by L.MARTIN January 30, 2006
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American dream paradox

A harsh reality that many people come to the United States in order to start over and live a better life by having freedom, social equality, better education, and money, but yet for most people who come to this country, this dream will be impossible to completely achieve until several generations later, assuming they have a family with children, because of limited resource access and education, poor understanding of the social norms that most people in America actually follow, and distrust of immigrants in some parts of the country.
Pema and her family moved to America from Nicaragua in the hopes of starting over and help her children live better lives than what they had in their homeland, but they found it was exceedingly difficult to live in the U.S. because of the differences of America’s social norms compared to Nicaragua’s social norms and difficulty getting a job and finding decent housing. They are experiencing the American dream paradox.
by Vanguard 1998 September 11, 2021
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Furry Wealth Paradox

A paradox that questions why furries have so much money despite being terminally online or working low paying jobs.
Person 1: Dude look I drew a fox
Person 2: You're gonna fall victim to the Furry Wealth Paradox aren't you
by nothingneko February 01, 2023
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Cael Sleep Paradox

This is the paradox that results in the deficiency of somnolence.
Cael Sleep Paradox = Sleep is for the weak and I would not be able to sleep knowing that I am weak.
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Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats
The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.
by DCCXIV November 02, 2015
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Arm Of Ed Paradox

The Arm Of Ed Paradox is when Ed , from an alternate timeline had his arm sliced off. This in return caused the arm to fully regenerate into a new being as this alternate timeline works very differently to our own. This Creature was codenamed by Distraction Industries into the 'Arm of Ed' Aka , Ahmed. One day whilst owner of Distraction Industries was skipping through periods if time across multiple vastly different timelines , attempting to eliminate alternative versions of Rhys who were set to diverge from the path of time , he discovered the newly formed 'Arm of Ed' , Upon taking it back to his timeline , the original timeline nicknamed the 'The Origin' or 'Timeline 1' , he replaced the newborn child of a mother ; who was an alternate version of Rhys's mother, he replaced the divergent with with 'Arm of Ed' whose name became 'Ahmed'.
That doctor who episode where his old arm turns into a human is just like the Arm Of Ed Paradox! Crazy
by The Archiver April 25, 2022
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Schrödinger's Ape Paradox

Apes that are simultaneously retarded and highly informed.
I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.

Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
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