by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012
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If a girl, has a large badunka dunk and shags like a minx.
If a boy, has no ass but can shag nine times is a row.
If a girl, has a large badunka dunk and shags like a minx.
If a boy, has no ass but can shag nine times is a row.
by poofster September 29, 2009
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a bump on the top of the head that is about 6-8 inches long. its is made out of hair and worn by tacky people (don't worry tacky can be good! :D). it is made out of hair and is secured by a clip.
by snookiepoof=interesting December 28, 2010
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Tom "Hey, Dick, is the room kitten proof?"
Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"
Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."
Dick "Sure is Tom I've removed all the razors and power leads, been up all night, kitten proofing"
Harry "Don't forget the rubber walls we installed, Dick. It's extremely kitten proof Tom; nothing to worry about."
by JJP770 August 4, 2009
Get the Kitten proofing mug.Setting up your house to ward off long term ninja infestations. It's considered impossible to keep ninjas out entirely. In fact, attempting to do so can attract their attention and just make the problem worse.
1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.
Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
1) Coat the walls and ceilings with steel backed teflon. If the steel isn't thick enough, they can still use their claws. Make sure it's at least a 1/4 inch thick.
2) Install random rotating magnets. This makes it difficult to throw shurikens accurately.
3) Set up a DVD of old "Kung Fu" reruns in infinite reply. Warning: This may cause Seppuku incidents, which are really messy. Take my word on it. Spread plastic in front of the TV.
Avoid using pirates. I know it's tempting, but they're worse than ninjas (really loud and smelly and treasure chests are hard to find).
by Al Benedict December 3, 2010
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''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''
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