Morning wood 

When a guy wakes up with a woody in his pants.(Really hard to get rid of.)

"Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique
"I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni
"Fuck off."- Enrique
"Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni
"You're a ass."-Enrique

Morning wood by Ej the prp July 27, 2008

Morning Star 

While "Morning Star" can refer to Satan, it's also the name of a type of spiked mace derived from the Medieval period (and vastly used in RPGs and MMORPGs today). A morning star's like a mace, except that maces only have a blunt, crushing head; while morning stars are the variants that have a sharp cluster of metal spikes to add to the smashing power. Many people confuse these to be maces, whereas maces are only ever *blunt*.

Another common understanding of maces is with regards to the "ball-and-chain", where a morning star's spiked head (sometimes left blunt) is swung around on a chain or rope. These are actually called "flails", not maces.

"Nice mace."
"No, this isn't a mace. It's a Morning Star."

Morning Star by Alhadis March 29, 2005

morning unconstitutional 

Deprivation of the God-given right to unload last night's meal.

I'm feeling bloated today. I started the day off with a morning unconstitutional.

morning unconstitutional by R.H. January 15, 2008

chop the morning wood 

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation

After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.

chop the morning wood by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009

Morning Vista 

After having unprotected sex, when you try to take a piss, but it goes everywhere and you have to clean the bathroom.

After I had sex with that prostitute I woke up and morning vistad. It sucked.

Morning Vista by johnny565656565 January 2, 2013

morning wood 

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.

morning wood by ytfk dot com November 16, 2004

Morning Make-out 

A hook-up session in the a.m., following a drunken encounter the night before. Things have the potential to be somewhat serious, because is a sober act and not run on drunken hormones.

Girl #1: I think he really likes me. We bomo-ed last night, but after waking up we did the morning make-out!

Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!

Morning Make-out by AznPrincess July 12, 2009