meat coma

When you have consumed so much food that the only thing your capable of is lying around, watching tv, sleeping, moaning or complaining that your full as shit.

Dude theres no way i can work out today ive been in a meat coma for over an hour.

by lava flow August 4, 2011

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

man meat

penis, dick, cock, rod, longfellow, third leg, kickstand, pogo stick

How about I put my man meat in your crotch pot and let it simmer?

by Damazing April 17, 2003

Red Meat

Highly politicized issues that the American political Right have very strong feelings towards.

This term may possibly have been coined by The Daily Show host, Jon Stewart in an interview on Fox with Christopher Wallace (6/19/2011)

He claimed that the first couple of GOP Presidential debates for the 2012 election cycle were filled with "red meat"

The first 2011 Presidential debate in South Carolina was filled with questions about abortion, gay marriage, typical red meat.

by decentralism June 22, 2011

meador

a cool fun loving person with a good personality and a hot body

Whoa! i wish i was just like marsha. i mean she is so meador

by luser32 June 27, 2008

National Beat Your Meat Day

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019

meatard

An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.

When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!

by Tofu King February 6, 2005