Jane: I thought Mary was a lesbian, but she won't even look at me.
Martha: Shes a LEBANESEbian
Jane: Oh.
Martha: Shes a LEBANESEbian
Jane: Oh.
by fjfjksl February 23, 2011
Get the Lebanesebian mug.Seaping humous like discharge, almost cottage cum like in its appearance is extracted from the vaginal cavity. Whilst the traditional method of consumption would be the Oyster Shot, the Lebanese version simply spreads the chunky paste onto a nice warm pitta and gets served, drizzled in olive oil and with a nice glass of pinot grigio.
Hey Jamie, you fucking burned the pitta, what the fuck am I gonna paste this lebanese oyster on? Its gimpingly chunky and I'm starving.
by Knob Rob October 22, 2008
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Get the Leebak mug.Seeing as today is officially the beginning of patio season would anyone be in the mood for a libation of the hops persuasion?
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Get the Libeast mug.A giant bear that roams libraries everywhere looking for kids to eat. The libeary can also shrink itself to hide behind books so that when you pull out a book, it hops out and eats you. Then you are stuck inside the libeary's tummy forever.
Little Johnny: "Finally!" (breathes in air) "the libeary!"
Librarian: "No, you silly goose! this isn't the libeary!"
Little Johnny: "Oh...well, where IS the libeary?!"
Librarian: "I'll show you the libeary if you be REAL quiet."
Little Johnny: "Right Oh, Libearian!"
Librarian: "Okay, THERE is the libeary."
Little Johnny: "AHHHH!" (runs out of library screaming)
Librarian: "No, you silly goose! this isn't the libeary!"
Little Johnny: "Oh...well, where IS the libeary?!"
Librarian: "I'll show you the libeary if you be REAL quiet."
Little Johnny: "Right Oh, Libearian!"
Librarian: "Okay, THERE is the libeary."
Little Johnny: "AHHHH!" (runs out of library screaming)
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