jerring

left over penis hairs or a cat.

to use for cat: “woah is that a jerring!” to use for leftover penis hairs: “oh shit u have some jerring over there”

by radlolz January 31, 2021

Jerry Lubos

The worst fucking teacher at the Franklin school of innovation

I hate Jerry Lubos he hasn’t graded my fucking podcast

by Sexy Mamacita May 25, 2022

jerry wu

is commonly know as an honorary member of the late "wu-tang dynasty". As such, he is erroneously mistaken for "jerry-wu" but has no relation to the esoteric term.

it is also referring to any such person of comparable coolness to the "wu tang dynasty".

over the years, it has become a term which is quite commonly used to describe any "religious" (the use of the term is quite loose) follower of the wu tang clan, but is not related in any form.

"man, that jerry wu is such an OG"

"fuck, i wish i were comparable in coolness to the late jerry wu"

by Jack Witouskie December 14, 2008

false Jerry

A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.

I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.

by Dr. Badwrench May 26, 2008

jerry

one sexy dude. unbelievably hot. very hard to resist. came from heaven. gota six pack.

omg jerry is so sexy

by omgjello June 30, 2011

Jerry Rice

Street slang for the green Oxycontin 80mg pills... Rice's 49ers jersey number was 80.

via text: "Let's meet up and talk about Jerry Rice."

Dealer: What you need?
Buyer: What you got?
Dealer: Jerry Rice
Buyer: Damn... I've only got $20.
Dealer: Cheeba?

by Rhinoserious August 20, 2009

Jerry

Jerry is a huga penis. Nobody could ever imagine how big this penis is. Every girl wants him (maybe some boys too) because he's the best penis the whole world. Include Jerry is unbelievable (unbieberuble) sexy.

U got somethin' in ur pants that I really wanna blow.

Sex sex sex on u...

Jerry is also called Bieberconda.

Do you know yet which penis I'm talking about?

Jerry = Bieberconda = Justin Bieber's Penis.

Girl: OMFG i want Jerry inside me!
Me: STOP IT STOP IT! MY OVARIES! I NEED JERRY!

by i69Jerry October 6, 2012