grinch

very scetchy person who comes out of no where. Turns green when intoxicated. Loves drunk girls and puts them in weird situations and loves to give even the soberists of a person the creeps.

Oh shit guys the grinch is here.

by gangis December 13, 2008

Gruncle

A man dating or married to your aunt who is old enoung to be your grandpa. They tend to fall asleep at the dinner table and drone on about old people crap; Generally disliked by anyone under 40 but favoured with the Aunt's parents because of his old, old age. Can be found at local events which are free because they tend to be broke.

Niece : "OMG mom did you see Auntie Georgette's new boyfriend? Look's like we got a new gruncle!"

Mom: "Yes dear I think he is from the ice age and recently thawed out."

Niece: "I concur."

Mom: "and how!"

by omgitzagrunclecheezeburger May 29, 2009

Grunch

An annoying ass hoe who needs to learn how to mind her business, She always needs to find out everything about everyone one and if she doesn't she will absolutely find a way how.

Girl 1: I can't tell you or I will literally be killed.

Girl 2: No its fine-

Grunch: YoU CaN TeLl MeEEeEeE!

Girl 1: I really cant-

Grunch: I PrOmIsE I wOnT TeLl AnYOnEeE!!!

by Nahas_Walking_on_a_dream69 December 19, 2019

gruck

When you grab your homies balls and then fuck them.

Example 1: Yo Jim, I grucked Chris last night!
Example 2: Did you hear about how Steve grucked Ronald the other night??
Example 3: I'm bouta gruck yo ass tonight, Joe!

by ballsacklicker34 September 11, 2020

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

Chocolate Grinch

Usually a messianic type figure in the Harlem community, ties to stealing presents to pay for crack and watermelons. How Black People pay for Christmas.

"Raphual sure took all my good crack presents"
"He sure is a Chocolate Grinch"

by Jack Danger March 7, 2010

gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

by Shannon Bell December 28, 2005