undercarraige

the area between your sack and arsehole thats is usually an unwholly mess if wearing dirty swimming shorts, net chaffing usually is the main cause of a destructed undercarraige.

show us that talcum powder til i cure the mess in my undercarraige.

my undercarraige is killing me, show us that talcum powder.

i need some talcum powder, my ronnie blunderbarrage is in bits and pieces.

by Conor Gannon August 23, 2007

rusty undercarriage

Someone who doesn't like to wipe after a fat shit.

"I heard he has a rusty undercarriage."

by Onethatpeoplehaventusedyet August 3, 2014

undercarriage

The area between your legs. Your crotch.

Damn Betty, go shower, you've got one janky undercarriage.

by T dawg March 23, 2005

Undercarriage Polish

The act of licking/sucking the gooch.An act typically completed during a Blow Job.

Damn! That ho worked hard, she even gave me an Undercarriage Polish

by Mr.Chin May 18, 2011

Undercarriage Marauder

A testament to ones cunnilingus skills. A shashbuckler of a females nether regions. A pirate of poonani...

Broads be calling us the Sailors of the South Mouth, a regular Brigadier General of the clit ...shit them hoes over there know me as Capt VanGyner the saltiest of all them Undercarriage Marauders.

by Frydae November 22, 2011

Undercarriage Makeover

To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.

The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.

The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.

I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.

I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.

by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021