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Glompstaining order

combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.
I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order
by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024
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Glimpping

Glimpping is an act where you coat your penis in semen and play with it.
This originated from tiktok and was inspired by things like edging and jelqing.
Glimpping has been said to increase testostorone in some tiktok videos but the claim has no proof.
1: Yo, wtf are you doing man?
2: Man im just glimpping I heard it raises testostorone
1: That is disgusting, where you even hear that?
2: Some tiktoks said so.
1: Nahh stop right there that is vile, there is no way that rolling your penis around semen increases testostorone.
by Sigma32 May 10, 2024
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glampground

An area set aside for luxury camping that would have a higher level of camping services and accommodation.

A campground typically is for tents and trailers. A glampground would typically have luxury trailers, yurts and RVs to be rented.
We rented a yurt in this cool glampground in Northern Montana.
by anonymous May 25, 2024
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Glamping

Frotting between a t-dick and a cis dick
Greg and James were glamping all of last night
Let's glamp
by hurdiestgurdy May 29, 2024
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Glimping

To Glimp or simply the action of Glimping is to deprive someone of food and water for three consecutive days and torture them by only feeding them crème pies and giving them a squirt bottle full of Windex after the three day period.
John: Yo man I have been Glimping this chick for a while now and she died.
Tim: May I munt her?
John: Sure, lets munt her.
by N1GAK1LL3R445 May 31, 2024
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glimpo

a person who is very dumb and doesnt understand common sense
your such a glimpo🤣
by unknxwnx July 6, 2024
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Glimp Glimp

The sound an eyelid makes when it closes and opens in a slower than usual motion.
She stared blankly <<glimp glimp>> into the mirror.
by Fluteplayer January 22, 2026
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