French kiss

1. (Everywhere except France): An overtly sexual act, to kiss with tongues.

2. (France only) An overtly non-sexual act, to greet somebody by giving them a light peck on each cheek. This is a traditional gesture, even between members of the same sex.

Frenchman: Every day since we married, my wife kisses me in ze traditional French manner.
Englishman: Bloody hell! Ever since we married, my wife never does, as she always has a headache!

by Dr Pinch April 12, 2005

French Doorbell

Occurs when a man poops on a girls chest and then sticks the poop up her nose. She then proceeds to give him a blow job and, before he cums, he punches her in the head so that the cum comes out of her nose. BUT WAIT!!! The cum can't come out of her nose because there is poopy in the way. So, at this point the man is pretty grossed out and proceeds to throw up on the girl's chest. In an attempt to calm down, the man smokes a cigar in the girls vagina. Lastly, he will pick up a Colt .45, shoot her, and then shoot himself.

We gather here today in memory of Bob and Jess. However, we should take comfort in knowing that they died happy... In the process of performing a French Doorbell.

by Stysko Dyk April 14, 2011

pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.

by george December 1, 2003

french laundry

When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is still wearing panties but they are pulled to the side, after the man has ejaculated the panties are pulled back into place so the semen drains into them.

I just gave my girlfriend a load of french laundry.

by dirty suarez December 10, 2011

French Canadian Whore

A girl who leads men on with her beauty but then reveals that she does not believe in love but is going to marry a hockey player later in life.

Guy 1 "hey you still talking to that girl?"

Guy 2 "nah it turns out she is a French Canadian whore"

by Sebastien Leroy May 2, 2011

hooded french

A sexual act which is done to a man during oral sex. The person giving oral sex puts his or her tongue on the end of the glans, then pulls the foreskin over his or her tongue, followed by rhythmic rotation of the tongue, giving the receiver intense pleasure.

"Sally, I tried that hooded french technique, it drive drove Hal off the wall!"

by BryanJ August 20, 2003

french baptism

pissing in a cup or container then proceeding to pour it
over an unconscious person followed by a swift punch to the head

"brad was snoring so fucking loud, so i found a bottle and woke him up with a french baptism."

by tonyynot May 3, 2008