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fester

A fester is someone who can be found at a festival of any type, regardless of the nature of said festival. You can identify a fester by the frisbees or nerf footballs they are commonly seen with in the parking lot of the fest.

An interesting fact about festers is that they procreate by biting non festers and injecting them with unholy fester venom. WATCH OUT!
Example:

Non Fester: Hey dude, what bands are you here to see?

Fester: Bands? Naw dude, I'm just here for the <i>fest</i>!
by Keil May 4, 2005
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freeter

A parking meter that already has time on it.
I drove to the library and found a freeter! Since I was making a quick stop, I didn't even need to put money in the meter.
by Tasha July 27, 2005
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Feeder

-Someone who expects quality yet does nothing to deserve it

-Someone who expects quality yet doesn't provide quality his/herself.
Our boss is such a feeder. We work all day and all he does is sit on his fat-ass.
by Gupp July 30, 2007
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fester

someone renowned for thinking they're something or someone when they're nothing at all.
by ;) June 7, 2003
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Feeder

holy schnike that guy just went 100 and 3. He's a feeder!
by penelopefeedaprosexy December 15, 2010
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feederz

Feederz are breasts; it is naming them after their highest and best use, that of nurishing human babies.
Check out the feederz on that Jewish American Princess!
by pamschel July 22, 2008
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feejer

Refering to a yamaha FJR1300 IN the same manor as "Gixer" refers to susuki's gsxr family of bikes,

I am placing the origin of this word from an unknown member at fjrforum.com
Yo lets go burn some ricers ima hop on my feejer.
by Ross Miller May 6, 2007
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