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Do you even lift?

While used frequently in fitness and bodybuilding chatrooms and forums, it is also used as an amusing non-sequitur to express general exasperation or derision in situations not involving fitness or bodybuilding.
The light is green...go! God, do you even lift?

This spreadsheet is all wrong. Do you even lift?
by Swoleness February 8, 2023
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Event Coordinator

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.
The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.
by Alpha Male November 13, 2012
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Even diplomacy

Even diplomacy :
1. Even diplomacy = Stalemate or deadlock
2. Even diplomacy = equally powerful uncompromising persons.
3. Even diplomacy = unable to reach a successful conclusion
1. October 27:
Khrushchev expresses willingness to remove the missiles from Cuba. Under UN supervision in return for a US commitment to dismantle its missiles in Turkey. Kennedy tells the ExComm that going to war in the face of Khrushchev's offer to trade missiles would be "an insupportable decision." JFK agreed to the terms set by Khrushchev that was Appeasement. NOT even diplomacy.

Appeasement: To buy off an aggressor by concessions usually at the sacrifice of principles
by Alto Michigan May 3, 2009
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Edventure

Verb. : To undertake an unfamiliar task during which one learns a great deal about the subject matter.
You: I am installing Linux Server so I can administer my own websites...

Friend: Are you crazy? I heard that it is a real pain in the a**!

You: Probably, but it is going to be a real Edventure!
by Anon9453 September 2, 2010
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eventcation

Combining a vacation with an event such as a baseball game or concert.
I’m going to Toronto for an eventcation to watch the Red Sox pummel the Blue Jays.
by kidgoat October 1, 2010
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elven handjob

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat
Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob
by rapydave May 5, 2015
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events transpired

You banged
Bro dyel: How did things do the other night with Cat?
Swag bro: Events transpired.
Bro dyel: Gj.
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