dispachio

1.retarded version of the name "topacio". graces dad cant seem to pronounce it so he just calls her doris. dispachio is also the name of graces unborn child, with Ricky.
2. if you cant pronounce someones name, call them dispachio.

1. "Hey, that Dispachio is a very nice friend of yours, Grace."
2. "hey, friend!"
"hey, um.... dispachio..."

by Corpoopsmisth January 9, 2004

dispense sass

To amuse others in an irreverent, spontaneous manner; to lolz

And then I will assume control of class,
And students will be free to dispense sass.

by Watson Brother January 27, 2004

Dispersia

A mass ejection of people from a function or gathering.

It's dispersia time people, you gots to go.

by Moffie September 1, 2007

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

dispino

Person has a huge hairy penis. Opposite: Torax

Dispino has a huge dispino.

by dispino October 2, 2007

dispute

posh people with good manners throwing shit at each other nonetheless

when Mr Fitzgerald spilt my pint we had a dispute

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

Dispatch

Wanna-be-african band that is made of up guys who are trying to hard to be original. Mostly listened to by college and high school students who wear sandals alot.

sandal wearing student: Hey, do you like dispatch?

sandal wearing student # 2: I'm wearing sandals and i think im african... of course i like dispatch!

by theschitzer September 7, 2007