Colbertwich

Whipped cream between two (2) Pringles like a sandwich;
as seen on The Colbert Report on March 30, 2010.

Guy 1) I've got all this whipped cream and Pringles.

Guy 2) Make a Colbertwich!

by Drevyek March 31, 2010

Colbei

A vary smart possibley asian man.

Guy 1: Did you see that asian man over there?
Guy 2: He looks like a Colbei.

by The monster under the table July 12, 2010

Cubemunity

A large area with over more than 20 cubicles in it. Smaller sections of the cubemunity are described as cuberhoods.

Can you please distribute these sales memos across the cubemunity? Don't "reply to all" when responding to emails are sent to the cubemunity.

by rfAid April 29, 2010

cube cred

Props or respect gained at the office for dating the prettiest women in the office.

Bob: Hey where is Mike?

Tom: He is taking that new secretary to lunch today.

Bob: The hot one in accounting?

Tom: Yeah, his cube cred is through the roof.

by chiguy61 December 17, 2010

Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

by misszombie June 1, 2011

cube rebel

Someone who is has no other choices to work in a corporate, bureaucratic office, and more often than not, sits in some variation of numerous cubicle desks in the office, floor, building. This person fights for individuality daily, resists the automaton culture, in minute ways in their 8 x 8 cubicle space. Small acts of rebellion could include: cubicle art/pictures, wearing outrageous nail polish/underwear/or no underwear at all under your corporate attire, faking "busyness" and "work", etc. Despite these daily rebellious acts, their spirit dies everyday that they remain....

1. Mary comes in everyday for his 9-5, but hates it, it isn't for him--he is such a cube rebel.

2. I'm much too creative for this office job and expectation (and pressure) to I should fit into this bureaucratic corporate culture! I'm surrounded by sheep and lemmings!

by shelleyrey October 19, 2012

Cubbedge

an elusive, beautiful, southern woman that enters your life making you the happiest man on earth, if you can handle her that is. Also known to have gorgeous children

She must be a Cubbedge.

by heilhounden October 13, 2015