Crapdusting

the art of passing gas in a silent manner while walking to and from locations

Dude you were totally crapdusting all the way from the café to the library. I feel bad for the guy behind you.

Crap, im dusting the hell out of this computer lab.

by HOTDOGCORNDOGHORNDOG September 23, 2014

craptastrophe

When something goes terribly wrong and makes a gigantic mess that, typically, one individual is left to clean up. As parents of babies and small children know, this phrase has a literal meaning. Small children occasionally have explosive bowel movements which, literally, leaves poo everywhere. This phrase is also a family-friendly replacement to "sh*$ hit the fan," which presumably is only a figurative statement.

1. Johnny woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach bug. It was a real craptastrophe!

There was a craptastrophe at work. My project completely disappeared from my computer.

by ProfDAR September 24, 2014

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

craptastical

That website is so craptastical there should be some kind of an online penalty

Look at that craptastical website, it's hurting my eyes!

by re:think your online strategy April 28, 2016

Craptacular

A stupendous display of utter crap.

Wow Susan, your homemade party decorations of "origami" and scotch tape are really elaborate. It's the most craptacular thing I've ever seen!

by SarcasticBob2016 May 3, 2016

Craptacular

When something is beyond the normal crappy (feeling)(emotion )i

How r u feeling? Craptacular, and u? stated by Grade z celb. Boto Winter

by Boto Winter May 7, 2016

craptographer

A craptographer is a person involved in the development of crapto algorithms, cryptographic algorithms that contain so-called "back doors" to allow government agencies to access the information they encrypt.

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm a craptographer.

by Aranad October 9, 2016