craptographer

A craptographer is a person involved in the development of crapto algorithms, cryptographic algorithms that contain so-called "back doors" to allow government agencies to access the information they encrypt.

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm a craptographer.

craptographer by Aranad October 9, 2016

Anal Cartographers 

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

Anal Cartographers by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

Anal Cartographer 

N. One who works aboard the ship of an Ass Navigator and maps the neatherworld that is the anal sphincter.

"Ahoy, Jim! Chart that cove you magnificent anal cartographer!"

Anal Cartographer by GrizzlyClaw February 1, 2006

craptography 

Craptography - Slang term referring to bad photography as coined by Craptography.com members are dedicated to critiquing good and bad photography as a means for enhancing our own photographic skills.

Dude, now that's craptography!

I took some pictures when I was drunk, pure craptography!

craptography by wavelength November 10, 2008

Catographer 

An artist with a very practiced and valued skill of capturing the magical presence of a single cat or many cats with the use of photography. This type of artist takes professional photographs of cats or kittens doing pretty much anything.

That catographer's use of light and space in his pictures really makes you feel like you are sitting there with him and his cats!

Catographer by catscatscatsomgcatscats January 19, 2015

Cartographer 

Noun: One who works on Veep Avenue. Technically, a cartographer is one whose trade is the production of maps. As of the Calendar year 2013, this definition has come to encompass one who is a genius in creating programming/interaction between two or more applications.

Shara Wessel is one hell of a Cartographer! She loves to map!

Cartographer by AGDIC July 10, 2014

Capnographer 

An individual proficient in managing high acuity medical situations with an intuitive ability to assess end-tidal CO2 and visual skin turgor. The first level in a three tiered system involving (1) Capnographer (2) Master Capnographer (3) MCI Commandographer.

Upon intubating the patient the lead capnographer determined the patient had a low end tidal due to hyperventilation. Per capnographer "hyperventilation is likely from dehydration as suggested by the poor skin turgor noted on approach".

Capnographer by A.D.LEE & Co. February 14, 2019