2 definitions by Sawboss800
by Sawboss800 June 3, 2022
When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.
Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.
by Sawboss800 January 16, 2016