Sawboss800's definitions

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

Charlie

Inept hunter

The cat is unable to catch mice because he’s a Charlie.

by Sawboss800 June 3, 2022