come like a bishop

To ejaculate forcefully with great volume.

Named because of the celibacy of priests, and the considerable buildup of semen compared to a male who masturbates every day.

To replicate this effect one must abstain from self-abuse for around a week, leading to the resulting ejaculate consisting of considerable force, feeling and volume.

"I couldn't jack off for a week...when I got home I gave in and I had come like a bishop"
-K Johnson, WA

by moohalaa October 29, 2006

come a cunt

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)

"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"

by stiff peeda February 25, 2009

Come Up

The specific and describable way in which a person reached a high level of fame or success. Oftentimes people's come up gets hated on because everyones come up is different.

Person 1 "Hey do you Saweetie? She's massive now"
Person 2 "Yeh she is but she came up off of dating Quavo, I can't respect her come up"
Person 1 "Shut up bruh shes still bad asf"

by Doc Up September 19, 2021

easy come, easy go

when you show up to fuck, but you see a used condom in the trash

"yo me and jules were gonna fuck but it was easy come, easy go when i found a fucking used condom in the trash and her ex avi's shirt in the bathroom"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

Comedian's Item

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.

Bush is definitely a comedian's item.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2006

come sock

when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock

i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid

by cred80 March 5, 2009

come and catch this case

If you are underage and you want to date someone who is legal you would tell them to catch your case because it is illegal for a person who is legal to date or have any sexual contact with a minor

1.you can Come and catch this case John
2.You can Come and catch this case

by Rhrhrhrjdjskks April 17, 2017