Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.

Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.

by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020

colorado coathanger

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.

Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.

by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020

Colorado radler

A delicious beverage comprised of at least 2/3 Coors (light or banquet) and either cider or sour beer.

It was a hot day out already out and the kids were screaming at the top of their lungs. Joe knew he would need a few Colorado radlers to get his morning off to a strong start.

by ChrisDaRing January 1, 2021

Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.

Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.

by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021

Colorado

a state that of which had snow everywhere that is now a heatwave

a place which you will regret living in summer.

"Blyat, the snow isn't here yet, AND IT IS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! Colorado is weird.

by [spacebar] January 25, 2021

colorado Acid cleaning

cleaning before you do acid in colorado

hey man if we are doing acid we have to do some good ole colorado acid cleaning

by tatata7 November 4, 2021

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021