The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.

A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.

by The A-League Show November 27, 2012

Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

First Coach

The first coach seat behind first class on an airplane.

I'm not rich, but I'm not poor either. I ride first coach.

by DDizzy14 June 4, 2011

Backseat coaching

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.

by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013

Coach Watson

He is a great lad who loves to shave every part of his body, especially his bumhole.

Coach Watson is dad

by Suckisoff6921 June 16, 2018

Female PE coach

A PE coach who thinks they're all that and believes all students love them when in reality nobody likes her and they all think she's a weirdo. She's also sexist and thinks it's cool, basically an adult pick me girl... Grow up.

Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH

by picture2burn May 24, 2023

coach pitch

When a ball is pitched to the t-stand by the coach for the player to hit.

Nick is playing coach pitch today because he is a child

by Nickisghey February 11, 2017