Zeta Beta Tau

That person is a LOSER who is a shitty small fraternity at UTD. They suck pole and fuck fat chicks. Yes.. that is Kappa Sigma

"I grow weed in my ass and fuck fat chicks.. I'm a Kappa Sig"

by Fuck you cunts April 20, 2005

beta

in reference to beta max, which was a lesser version of VHS in the 70's & 80's

she needs to get her hair done, that shit looks beta!

by brooklynne February 9, 2009

Beta Theta Pi

Internationally known for rocking the microphone, Betas are equally known for their ability to straight up 'clown' on anyone. Prominant figures like John Wooden, Peyton Manning, Robert Hall, and Colin Powell are all alums.

Dude #1: Is that the president of the united state being clowned on by some betas?
Dude #2: Yeah, Beta Theta Pi man.

by Michael Irvin December 14, 2006

Hooptie RC1 Beta

The technological and psychological predecessor to "the hooptie." It is extremely shitty, but since it is a beta, is also very unstable. It has too much power for it's own good, tyres worn on one side and the ability to drive on it's side using two wheels and not flip over.

WE WERE DRIVING ON TWO WHEELS! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I COULD SEE THE GROUND OUT MY WINDOW!! Hooptie RC1 beta is the reincarnation of Zues's throbbing dick!

by LordNikon9001 March 19, 2009

beta saab

Beta Saab - Slang term for 'Homie'/'Brotha' in Punjabi/Urdu/Hindi.
Separately used Beta means Son and Saab means Boss/Sir.
Put together these two measely words combine to form the totally awesome word 'beta saab'. Please use as often as possible, even when it doesn't fit the context of the conversation.

Usage: (In a fob accent: necessary)
Vats aap Beta saab vere is you going thodaayy !! HAALERAATE!

Out of Context:
Person 1: Maaahhn.. this chicken rice from nyc stands iss awesoommee
Person 2: Betaaaaaaaaaa Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbb !!!

Also,
MSN Convo:
FESAL KHI says:
hey man
FESAL KHI says:
eid mubarak
FESAL KHI says:
kaisa hai?
Hailar says:
BETAAAA SAAAAAABBBB !!!

by betasaab November 7, 2005

Beta Cuck

Literally Dom.

Dom is literally a Beta Cuck.

by StrizzleSandles December 6, 2020

Beta Female

An adult female human who has debilitating low self-esteem. A beta female will imitate the alpha female to an almost pathological extent, leaving one to question whether a beta female has any personality of her own. While she may imitate and follow the alpha female, she harbors significant jealousy and will try to seduce the alpha female's man at unsuspecting moments. Her allegiance to a specific alpha female is as fleeting as an internet joke, and will follow another Queen Bee with the shifting of the winds. She may also use easy sex to acquire social status, and may end up as a trophy wife of an alpha male if she's physically attractive enough. However, alpha males usually regard beta females as either silly or crazy and not worthy of respect, producing a dysfunctional relationship and divorce. Advanced stages of the beta female condition may result in single-motherhood where the beta female is receiving either child support, alimony or welfare checks.

"I thought you should know that I saw Sandy come-on to your man at last night's party. That woman may hang with you, act like you, dress like you, but she is no friend of yours. She's a beta female."

by DrDefinition December 14, 2015